• Friend: go ask
  • Me: no you go ask
  • Friend: no you
  • Me: fine can i have ketchup
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flaunter stuffthatgoesoninmyhead

girlygerard:

summary of the weekend:

frank
yahoo
leathermouth
frank
last concert 1 year ago
death spells
eurovision
frank
franks ass

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girlygerard pumkinpiemotherfucker
holepsi thevicesandvirtuesofsarah
panicatthedischoe infinityonslydigs

hate:

i’m tired of feeling so lonely constantly like idk i have a lot of friends but not really a lot of close ones and i just feel like everyone else has their niche and i’m always the one stuck depending on other people and the one who’s always left out

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hate lucidgravity
an-artist-drawing-a-blank:

Spence why do you do this to me
an-artist-drawing-a-blank pumkinpiemotherfucker
sararye:

gleeddicted:

the whole version ;)

YOU JUST PUT EVERYTHING I LOVE INTO THE SEXIEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE GOD BLESS YOU I AM HYPERVENTILATING 
gleeddicted youre-damn-near-flawless
tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.
ihavemyboydays uriesays

runaeveena:

ehehehelokid:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

belowtherust:

brooklynlovesyouforlife:

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods 

and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make

why cant we be mermaids 

but do they have wifi underwater

Priorities

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ghostnotebusters uriesays

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

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nippled spncrjmssmth